Brain on Butch
My eyes were given a delicious treat today. We were walking to the checkout line in Food Lion, when I saw this big, seemingly butch woman who worked at the store standing at the end of the isle. She seemed very self-assured, which I love. Her hair was long, and her breasts were huge. God, I love big boobs so much. And then it happened. Everything around me turned gray and started going in slow motion. I could only see her in color standing next to the chips and talking trash with some guy standing next to her. I imagined what it would be like to catch her eye. I would smile, I told myself, smile and stare just a little bit longer than normal. I would then look away, only to look back up at her playfully to see if I still held her attention. It was a beautiful moment, imagining non-verbal flirting with her. And then my mom said, “Uhm, hello?! Aren’t you gonna put these groceries in the cart?” And I snapped back to reality, realizing that yes, I was with my mother, and no, I would not be having any extended hot staring sessions with this butch.
I need to meet some older, single butches, and hopefully that day will come soon.
Song of the Day: Lights by Journey