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This is a list of the people and places that I have mentioned on this blog. As time goes on, more will be added to this list.
418 – Fourth grade music teacher, my first crush, daughter of AntiM
AntiM – Founder of Fundie Academy, wife of PS, and the person who got me hired at PFCM Bible College.
Becky – PS’s former secretary
Blue – Guy in my class in highschool who dated Pink
BBB – Woman on YouTube who I fell for so hard that I had to come out of the closet
the Boy – the boy who works at Food Lion
Burgandy – my friend from college
Butch Pam – A hot butch I like who works at Food Lion.
Cod – my mother
Chocolate Baby; CB – My former co-worker and close friend.
Dodge – male friend from high school
Fundie Academy – My school from 1991 to 2005, also under PFCM.
Grover – A faculty member at PFCM who used to give me money
Hawaii – Nark’s ex-wife
Hopelessness – my former supervisor who suffers from an undiagnosed mental illness.
Jackie – super hot butch I am friends with on Facebook; former partner of Suze
Jade – This girl who I’m friends with on Facebook who I flirt with online. She flirts back.
Jonah – Winny’s younger brother
Jury – girl from high school who was gay; close friend
Madge – girl in high school with me–now gay, and best friends with Jury
Nark – my father
Nurse Pamela – The dental surgeon’s hot nurse.
Painge – Girl from high school who graduated with me. She was a bitch.
Pink – Girl I grew up with at Fundie Academy. She dated Blue. We graduated together.
PFCM – Pentecostal Fundamentalist Church of Mammon, my former church; Hell
PFCM Bible College – The Bible College under PFCM; Hell
Porkchop – my fifth grade teacher
PS – Pastor of PFCM, and husband of AntiM.
RawDeal – Lady on AOL who first introduced me to being “ex-gay” when I was around ten years old
Rheeb – Me
Sapphire – former friend from high school who had a crush on me
Shant – ex-friend from college
Smoke – my former teacher (both in middle and high school), and my biggest crush in high school.
Staz – my closet male friend in high school. He was also very gay.
SuckaMC – my sister
Suze – Facebook friend; former partner of Jackie
Strike – PS’s new secretary
Temptation – Smoke’s oldest son; Staz’s former lover in high school; currently married to a woman
Tea – Sucka’s Best Friend
Teresa – my cousin
Toots – my supervisor before Hopelessness.
Venus – loving myself fully and completely
Werk – Comptroller of PFCM, and best friend of PS.
Wets – Principal of Fundie Academy; my former teacher
Winny – My ex-best friend.